Big Dick Energy
Words by Aida Rodriguez
The other night while hanging out with friends
We ran Into a chart about the places worldwide with the biggest penis
And in between giggles
And comments,
We found out the following:
Biggest dick country is Congo with 7.1 inches.
North Korea has the smallest with 3.8 inches.
Which explains why they're always upset and at war.
Global average is 5.5 inches.
U.S. is 5.1 inches.
Puerto Rico has 6.1 inches
And there was once a Mexican man with 18.9 inches.
So Only 3 % of men worldwide are over 8 inches and only 6 % of men actually need extra large condoms.
So stop buying those Trojan magnums, you liars.
And I sat there thinking what I had to contribute to such conversation.
Since I don't have a biological penis
And technically only had 3 in my life.
And I realized that with my recent cancer diagnosis that
I do know what I have that’s bigger than 7.1 inches.
This big dick energy!
This fkn Big dick energy!
Because I don’t need a physical big dick to know that I will beat this sickness.
I only need this big dick energy to fight this monster.
Because this big dick energy
Stands here,
For the last 12 months,
Week after
Week,
Poetry slam after poetry slam
And still
understand that there is no way
this growing sick poem
Will out write
Or perform over me.
Cause,
I am that poet.
Photography by Sandrine Segula
Because daddy didn't raise no bitch.
Because my body may be at war and chaos
But my mind is calm.
Because this big dick energy
Only reminds me every day
That cancer
Can go fuck itself.
Fuck cancer!
That life is short.
And I’m not going down
Without a mic.
Because BDE
Also means beautiful determined essence
So I am that much.
And this cancer
FKN BETTER RUN
Because
I've survived it before
I will survive it again.
And this big dick energy
Isn't scared.
Because I still have a lot to say
And generational traumas to break.
I celebrate life with no regrets
And if I leave
It's with legacy
That If I go
I gave myself permission to exit.
Because I will always have the last word.
Because 7.1 inches isn't enough length to reach
How far I'm destined to go.
So, this cancer better not get comfortable.
And it needs to understand that it can try to fuck around
And I will let it find out
That,
At the end,
these big dicks,
around the world,
got nothing,
on this,
Big dick energy…